Anchors at bay.

Going by this title, I did not mean a heavy object that is used to attach a ship at some specific point or did i mean a mechanical device that prevents a vessel from moving. I mean the Television anchors on Sun music, who at any point of time may make you brain sick with their stipulated valuable time.

IMPORTANT: This post goes out to those anchors who still don’t have an idea of presenting a show. They are the public faces of these live shows, I know. So, hiding some of the proper nouns. Infact no sobriquets too!

Sun Music in abeyance? remains a million dollar question, as the music channel is being banned for sometime or maybe longer and the reason obviously being that they bring in a dislike to the on-lookers who are presumably glued to their television sets. Do they at any point of time ever think that they are in front of the 62,405,679(I wonder atleast a quarter of this number watch) people of Tamil Nadu or the fact that they are in front of the camera? Perhaps, they have a set of questions to each and every caller, infact the female anchors will never shut their big fat trap unless the caller assures that she is gorgeous. Well, here goes the questions.

1. Sun Music kku vanakkam (Welcome to sun music)
Unga peru enna? (What’s your name?)
Ok, i agree. Only with this will you address the caller. This is such a
bittersweet welcome.

2. Engerunthu koopiduringae?(Where are you calling from?)
Wtf? Why is he/she asking this for? Is he/she going to visit that place some time
or wants to plant daisies there?

3. Ena panuringae? padikiringala? (What are you doing? Studying?)
Perhaps, a basic question. Just for the sake of asking a question he/she inquires
this.

4. Enthae classla? (Which class are you in?)
For Pete’s sake is it necessary to know in which class the caller is in? As if
he/she is going to keep it in his/her memory. No, never. Once the receiver is hung
everything out of sight, infact out of his/her database.

5. Vitilae verae yarru ellam irukangae? (Who all are there at home other than you?)
Honestly speaking, why is he/she investigating all these? Don’t you feel it
weird when some stranger triggers this question to you? Infact, I do. More
importantly, are they aware that we viewers are subjected to this pure
unadulterated torture, why should the viewers know who all are there in the
caller’s family?

6. Ungalluku enna pattu venum? (Which song do you want?)
Note that the sole purpose of this show comes to limelight only now. Infact till
now, the caller was subjected some kind of absurdity. The anchor now feels
enlightened that he/she has asked this question. Why don’t they shoot out this
question at the start?

7. Yarukellam dedicate pannanum? (To whom do
you want to dedicate this song?)
This is such a fuckin question. Perhaps, the caller has a long endless list.
He/she dedicates it to every Tom, Dick and Harry in the world and the anchor
remains dumbfounded. In a matter of minutes, as he/she finds himself/herself
not on the list he/she starts cursing her/himself, Oh for what the fuck did i
ask such a stupefied question. Oh, infact what a bummer?

8. Infact, this is not a question, mind you. This is perhaps the dumb fuck messages
that pops on the screen every now and then which barely makes any sense. This is
indeed the service provider’s idea to dump the viewers and invest a helluva
money.

Eventually, the song is played and what a pity it is, for the viewers to wait for such a long time. Yuck, let’s have a corner for those freaks who simply keep punching their damn fingers on the number pad simply for getting connected. Meanwhile, why don’t the anchors be a bit creative in their style. Take for instance the anchors on M TV or Channel V or simply SS MUSIC. Why don’t they learn from them or atleast copy their ideas? VJ Lekha to exemplify, is a wonderful anchor. She always comes in with questions which arouses attention and curiosity. Infact she makes you think for a while. The other one who is worthy of mention is Cyrus Broacha. Anchors elsewhere suck!
FARTS ON THE OTHER ANCHORS FOR BEING SO BORING AND SICKENING TO THE VIEWERS!